Mama always said....

So after years of my Master (lets call her Mama) spending time dissing all of her friends' pets, payback has come around. Seems that the posted picture of me dressed as a chicken has caused quite the fury!

Once Mama gets a read of my blog, payback starts from Whisky, Minoune, Moka and Chanel! Apparently these people don't dress up their pets? If I remember, from stories I heard, my departed French Poodle Grand Mother "Peanut", correct me if I'm wrong, used to get the same treatment.

Now, if RS can get her hands on my costume, I'm sure some fun is going to be had. I will show them what fun is!

I'm slowly making my way through the rug at the front door. If its the only damage I do, RS will be thrilled. I heard her knock on wood for that one!

Now tell me, what is the problem with me dressed as a chicken?!!

Chase

See how thrilled I am!?

Good God, I just laid an egg!!Posing for the camera.

I love little girls peanut butter sanwiches!!

After the girls came over, we headed back to RS's place, where once again, I was not allowed in.

We took our walk from there and ended up at some house where there was a 3 year old little girl named Hannah. She kindly shared her peanut butter sandwich with me...ok, ok, more like I robbed it from her and the kid actually found it funny...but for a minute I though she was going to throw a tantrum.

She then offered to share her milk too. Looks like those Dora the Explorer shows really teach kids to share! Its an all you can eat buffet there. I want to go back!

Tommorow sounds like the grass is about to get mown. Finally, I wont be neck deep in grass to do my business anymore!

RS is very very thankful that Martine is loaning her husband to do such a chore in the swealtering heat. (She asked me to pass that message along)

Another day without a mess...maybe tomorrow I'm going to finish chewing the rug or pull all of the jackets out of the closet this time!

Licks in the face to all! Good night!

Chase

PS: Can you believe my parents make me look like this...a chicken!!!??

Rug Muncher!!

I did it, I finally did it!

I chewed the rug from the front door. Oh well, its just a rug. RS wonders if these things digest well? Seems to her that a few pieces are missing from the "puzzle" I guess she is bound to find out in the next few days!

Nothing new to report, I'm still lazy from my weekend. I could not get up for my walk this morning, but RS made me. I could tell she felt like sleeping in this morning. She is quite the monster...or as some would say "grizzly" in the morning.

RS's friend Rosanna came over tonight. She attempted speaking French to me but it didn't quite work. I only listen to RS!!

Tomorrow, Catherine & Martine are coming over. Woohoo!

Back to the bed I go.

Chase

Road Trip!!

Summer is here and RS took me to the cottage. I had fun, especially the fact that I could run free as a bird. I ran and ran, tried to catch the birds, tried to catch the twigs in the river, and tried to catch all of those black flies nipping at my nether regions.

Do they not realize that, unlike them humans, I dont wear pants!! The whole meaning "where the sun doesn't shine" does not apply to me! It does shine there in my case!

But minus the black flies, I had a great time. Look at the pictures! One is of me waiting patiently in the car while RS was loading it up. One is of me taking one of many runs for the birds and one is of me knackered on the couch back at home.

RS is exhausted too...and you should see her, red as a boiled lobster!!

I'm so tired I don't ever react to the sounds outside! I'm skipping my walk tonight can you believe that!????

The soft pillows are calling my name!

Ciao for now humans! Chase

Don't leave without me!

Run, Run, Run, I can't get enough of this!! I'm a maniac!! Run, Run, Run

Go walk without me!

Tough Love!

Another good day on the books!

Some neigbour attempted to make small talk with RS at 6am. He said I was a nice looking dog! She replied, "Thanks, its not mine!", and he claimed that he knew the owners...he even knew they were in Europe! She just gave him a smile, mumbled something and walked away...I tell you, she is not very polite in the morning.

I spent the day alone and once again didn't make a mess, even if RS came home later than usual. I had Hot 89.9 on all day, a good change from Rock Détente!

We then went to visit that huge cat of hers again, but this time I was not allowed in the house. We then went to meet Hercules the Chinese Pug. I dont like him. He would constantly stand on his hind legs and open up his front paws to clobber. He is not exactly the delicate type, but much like me, he is very hyper!...but I still dont like him...stupid Chin Tok Dog!

After all this excitement, I'm exhausted and need to tend to my wounds. Hercules smacked me a few good ones! After seeing how excited I was with Hercules, RS is having second doubts about me meeting Shakespeare and Rufus...especially Rufus.

TGIF tomorrow!!

As my mom would say, over and out.

Chase

Day2&3 - RoxStar discovered that I was a yanker.

After my quick car ride, we went home and RoxStar left me all alone while she went grocery shopping. I found a plastic bag on the counter and had a chew fest. Rox is a bit worried thinking its going to hurt coming out...but come to think of it, I've for sure eaten worse things.

We spent a quiet evening at home, went to bed early and I made sure to hog the bed as much as I could...and pretended I was fast asleep when RS (lets just write RS for now, I'm sick of writting RoxStar) wanted to move me. I purposely made my body as limp as a noodle and made it as complicated as possible for her to move me. I slept like a baby the whole night, seems like RS did too.

It's now wednesday, mid-week, the sun is out and we went for a quick walk-this morning...6am to be precise, RS was still asleep walking out. As I was out smelling every blade of grass,every street post and the whole mailbox, I suddenly noticed a hare. RS didn't, and just kept her zombie like walk up the street thinking I was following her, my leash extended a little bit and all of a sudden I made a run for it...and practically dislocated her shoulder. Man did I wake her up!!Good thing she had a good grip because it would have been hare stew for all!

Tonight her cousin Mel (see pic) came over. I'm showed my best behaviour. RS's parents also came over. Her Dad (see pic) loves me, her Mom not so much. I want to kiss the lady, but all she does is scream "Yark, Yark, Yark".

No major mess to report. RS is very happy about that, she hopes I can keep it up. I listen to her when she speaks most of the time. She really means business!!

I'm off to scratching the hell out of the carpets again before I can hog the bed again. I get to stay home alone a bit longer tomorrow since RS has volleyball Good night!

Chase

Day one - all good

My masters have left for a long trip to Europe. I spent the weekend with Uncle Beaver and Caro along with my cousin Paco. I came back home to find Roxane, aka: Rox-Star.

I was a bit confused, went looking for Mom and Dad crying all over the house. Rox-Star opened every door at my request for me to see if they we're hidding in there. She had to open them, because she seems a bit worried about the condition of the carpets.

Rox-Star left and came back with luggage. I slowly began understanding that she was to now live with me until Mom and Dad come back home. I helped her unpack - more like sniffed every item she brought in - and decided to take a nap in her things. See the picture attached.

I sent Mom and Dad an email telling them everything is OK, and not worry about me. Rox-Star has it under control. Today is the first day she leaves me all alone. I know she is at work and is dying to come home and find if I left her a present or not. I would like to report that I didnt leave any presents in my house. I did however,leave my mark at Rox-Star's place. You should see the size of her cat!!! I was scared shitless!!! But then I ended up on a short leash tied to a chair.

I'm told I have to try my best because I may just end up sleeping in the garage. Rox-Star is nice, but she means business I'm told.

That's it for today, keep you posted.

Chase

PS: My parents don't know I'm keeping a blog. Keep it from them until they come back.