Mission Accomplished!


We did it. They came back, the party is over.

After a 3 hour flight delay, Mama & Papa came home. I recognized Papa, but Mama, I'm not so sure about. They came home so excited to see me....but I could not give two hoots! I only listened to RS! You should have seen Mama running to the door, to only find it locked!! RS could not unlock it fast enough (cause I know how to open it now!!)....the door opened....and right past her I went!

I'm pleased to note that they had a wonderful trip and are both very exhausted. Papa is thrilled to see that the lawn looks so great in the backyard (Kudos to Lulu & Fru!!)

Its a good thing they missed me so much, they didn't seem that angry about the carpet crater, and they ensured RS not to worry about it.

I have to admit, RS came very close at spilling some bean details that are in the blog. She kept our adventures to a minimum "need to know" basis.

I was really confused when she took her car keys and I had to stay with the two people that came home tonight. I bid her farewell in the upstairs window....I hope she comes back soon.

She is going to send them the blog before the weeken because its too good to keep from them. (Papa had the computer on not long after he came home...I'm sure Mama will do the same tomorrow morning!)

They have plenty of adventures to tell us, I'm sure...but all they were both looking for was a good shower and a good night sleep.

I sent them all wishes on your behalf. I'm sure they are going to call you soon!

Is this the end of Chase & RS?? Maybe not!?

I was glad to be part of your morning routine for a month!!

Chase!

Tour Wrap up!



So this is it. "Rox-Star & Chase: The Month Long Tour" is over.

I had a blast with RS and I'm sure to see her again. Maybe she will even invite me to her cottage again. That was really fun!

We took a picture of her and I last night. I was really agitated and loved the taste of her lip balm. You will see on the pictures that she is trying not to make weird faces cause I'm trying to lick her silly!



We cleaned up the house from top to bottom, even if I know that Mama will do it all over again when she comes home tomorrow. I'm not sure I know that Mama & Papa are coming home tomorrow, but whatever! I have the memory of a goldfish, I don't even remember what I ate yesterday...wait a minute, it's been the same thing for ages!

I would also like to take a minute and thank my fans, Catman, Lulu & Bie, for all the laughs, support and help throughout this tour. Without you, I don't think I would have been as much fun.

I also need to thank Maintenance Boy for letting the band take him hostage. He did a wonderful job.

This will be my last blog entry until I present the blog to Mama upon her return to work. You will all be included in the unveling. Please keep it a secret until then.

Until next time,
Chase over and out!

The final stare down.


Sing with me people "And nowwwww, the end is near....and so I face the final curtain"

Last night, after working hard at, scrubbing the carpet, mowing the lawn, blowing up a tire, checking the oil on the car, taking it for a test run because its blowing blue smoke and screeching like a wicked witch of the west, and finding out that the battery is not charging its self,we (Lulu, Fru,RS and myself) sat in the backyard and enjoyed what Mother Nature had to offer.

I was very happy to be able to do my thing in freshly mowed lawn...and then I saw him, sitting on the window sill upstairs, staring at me. The neighbour's cat!

I figured I would stare back, so I did. I stared, and stared until I got the shakes, and stared and stared, and stared. He would not come down. All I wanted to do was play!!

This morning, after a great night's sleep on RS's back (yes ON her back), I went out for my morning thing...and there he was again...on the window sill. And I stared, and stared, and stared...it was time for RS to go do what she does everyday, and I stared, and stared, and stared. Even a Kong full of crunchy peanut butter didn't convince me to go in. RS, once again lied to me telling me we were going for a walk, but I fooled her too biatch!! I snuck back out!...but she picked me up off the ground. I did everything to not go in the house...spread eagle, running in the air, twisting myself like a fish...but she has a good grip...and back to the house I went.

She then left with a suitcase again. I'm confused? Do I get the house to myself? Do I get the kind of carpet I want? Because if I do, I want really really fancy carpet. I heard it tastes better.

I think our tour is coming to an end. Mama and Papa come home tomorrow, but I don't really understand from where. I'm going to miss RS, she takes me everywhere! I have to show you a picture of RS and I when I get one.

Now, I just hope I get a little brother or a sister soon. That would be soooooooo cool!

Chase

Rules are made for breaking. This is what I do with rules:

Soooooooooo, I didn't attack the crater all day, even if its staring me in the face!!

RS has a different approach with things. She plays the game very well! She cleared the room, left the door and the TV on...it keeps me entertained and I can lay in the bed allllllllll day long. I had a great time ramsacking the room, building blanket castles and all. Have a look.


I did however PEE on the carpet. RS is no longer a novelty, she really is my boss for life now it seems. I think that's why I'm doing these things to her.

I didnt go into the "cachot"...instead, we went to run. And that we did. Up and down the hill, right and left. I'm a maniac!!! And then, to cool off, we went to her friend's house where she put her funny looking feet in the pool, and then, I attempted to walk on the solar blanket. Solar blanket walking = Not a smart idea. (and we are not going to tell her friend we did that!!) and then in the car, where I stuck my head out of the window and eat air. People in other cars were laughing at me. It was a BLAST!!!

She mentionned something about taking out the cage if I put a paw on the crater in the carpet, and I think she is dead serious.

She is also the one that has to break the crater news to Ma & Pa. Eeeeek! Good luck with that RS!

Well, dudes, I have to go back and attempt to get the peanuts that are stuck in my Kong (another sneaky trick to keep me busy I suppose!)

By the way, did you meet my long lost cousin? Here is a picture of him!! We have the same coloured hair!! It runs in the family!

The tour is on its last leg. Crazy how time flew. I'm going to miss RS.

Chase, over and out!

Chez Tapis Supreme, on a un probleme!


Yo!

What you are about to see my cause me harm! This is what RS came home to over the weekend. I almost made her cry! Warning, this is a shocking picture! (note that the damage is a little more extensive now, but she doesn't have the heart to take a picture of it because she really doesn't find it funny!)

To give you an idea, this is at the bottom of the door, in front of my room and where RS also sleeps!

The minute she saw this, I knew I was in for some trouble. In the "cachot" I went and stayed for a good while. Once I came out, I would walk with my tail (the little that's left) between my legs and my years stuck to my cheeks. I could sense the madness in RS.

It is now Sunday, and the tension has eased off. RS really doesn't know what to do with the crater in the carpet. She thinks that I'm going to do more extensive damage when she goes back to work on Monday and is working really hard on a plan. Maybe thinking about leaving that bedroom door open...but is worried about her stuff....so she started moving everything in to Mom and Dad's room. She knows I can open closets, so she also put Mom's wedding dress in a safe haven.

A small suitcase is packed and it has me worried. Is she leaving me? Is she that mad at me? She still walks me, feeds me and plays with me, its a good sign....I guess.

I best go back and show her some loving...and maybe help her with a plan to stop me from making a bigger crater.

Adios!

Chase

Back by popular demand...with fresh breath!!


Hi ladies, its been a busy week. RS's friend from out east is here. We've been spending our time entertaining people, eating, shopping and coming home late.

Christina likes me so much that she wants to take me home. I can only begin to imagine the ravage I can do to her house!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Tuesday, I was busy emptying the cupboards and doing the dishes. It was like a greek wedding in there...I swung the dish towels all over the house and reorganized the tupperware for RS.

Last night was spring cleaning. I realize she has been busy with work and taking every minute she can to spend with her friend Chris, so I though, even if I still get my morning and night walks, and plenty of attention, going in and out, in and out, in and out of the house as I please, that I would really help her out.

Here is what I did for her:

Finished off the rug at the front door

Rounded the corners of the wodden shoe trunk

Opened the shoe trunk and layed out her shoes all over the house

Reorganized her work bag...the one she left on the counter, unzipped

In the bag I found...a bus pass, an agenda, a flight itineray to Spain, an a box of Excel breath mints. I had great breath all night!!

I also managed to get the bathroom door opened (or was it left opened, I'm not sure) and brought everytowel from there to the main floor.

The garbage was empty, I had nothing to take care of in there, plus, I didnt want to ruin my Excelerated breath.

I was exhausted, RS slept well, but I stared at the ceiling the whole night...the thing on the ceiling spins and spins and spins.

Its cool outside, so no AC is required, just opened windows.

What I really like to do is scare the shit out of RS and start barking when I hear a bird nearby.

Tonight will be another interesting night. I wonder what kind of Molly Maiding I can do to help!!

Ciao for now, dudes, I will try my best to keep up with my blog. Mom and Dad come home in a week...but I think I want to keep RS. She is good to me!!

Chase!

I got to walk 3 times today!!!!


It was a strange day. We went on a zombie walk at 6am, RS left for work, came back early, went for a walk, she left again, came back and walked again! It was great! The third walk was a long and exhausting one...she made me run...and run...and run. We ran into a few dogs but she would not let me near them. My choker was so tight...but that is all my fault. The tighter the better, I can't breathe, my tongue hangs out, and I make sounds like a chicken that smokes a pack a day...but I like it!

She had some sort of graduation to go to...she sounded pretty bored...411 diplomas rewarded...I would be bored too! Nonetheless, no mess in the house!! Here is a picture of what her brother got. Its not a picture of me, but I think its pretty cool....her brother graduated CUM LAUDE!!! He's a smart cookie her brother (did someone say cookie???)

Tomorrow, she is off work, and we get to sleep in a bit.

Christina arrives from New Brunswick for a few days, I get to meet her tomorrow.

I really miss Mom & Dad, but RS and I are great friends. She seems to be over yesterday's run-off. She now makes sure to strategically put her knee in my face so I don't run off.

For a laugh, I added a picture of me. I know this will brighten your day at work my friends!

Strike a pose!

Chase, xox

I think I pissed her off!


My behavior has been really weird since yesterday. I think I'm getting stressed out that my parents are never coming back. I sat in the back yard howling at the moon, I chewed my toes, and left a turd at the bottom of the stairs! RS tries to play with me but I don’t really feel like it.

Is it the dog days of summer or am I depressed?

She gives me plenty of attention, takes me everywhere she goes and she even lets me sleep on her bed (more like on her) with her.

I got my paws on a newspaper that was left on the counter, chewed it to pieces (my way of reading the news)...and then I took off on a sprint through the front door (that I opened myself!!!) to go harass a little kid's dog walking by. Note to RS, lock the wind door!! Good thing the neighbors caught me mid-flight.

RS screamed my name so loud that I bolted back in the house and then went straight for her work pass...she REALLY REALLY didn't like that. She did the loud name calling thing again...powerfully...so powerful that I went flat on the ground and dropped the pass knowing that what I had done was wrong. I practically did a stop-drop and roll!

I don’t have any pictures to post today, other than that one of RS really really pissed off.

I best start behaving, cause in the garage I will end up! (I dont really think she means that).

Back to misbehavin' I go (more like hide under the bed!)

Muahahahahaha!!

Chase

I have a job!!


The weekend was pretty relaxed. Hung out & took it easy. Cat & Martine came over for dinner saturday night, where I took the opportunity to show off my new work outfit.

I am now the official St. Hubert's Mascot. There is alot of hard work involved. I like it, cause it makes people laugh hysterically. There is nothing I love more than happy people.

They even provide me with clothing! Check it out! My Mom and Dad are going to be so proud of me!

P.S. No humans we hurt while taking these pictures.

Me in my uniform!

Loving the products I promote!

Showing you the meal for one option.

St.Hubert, t'exagères!

Cocorico!!!

Today was the day!

June 1st. Happy to report that I took my medicine!

Steph and Martine came over. I no longer have grass up to my neck and tickeling my belly when I go pee! THANK YOU STEPH!

After waiting it out and letting the grass grow, Steph showed up and Mr. Neighbour decided that the grass was long enough (ya think!!??), that time has come!!

Steph nicely tells the man "Its ok, I have to do the back too, I can do it" but he insisted that Steph take a beer and relax. So we did just that...have a beer and relax...Mr. Neighbour cut the grass in the front...and put his machine away!!! After a few moments of bad talking him, the bullet was bit and the back lawn was cut.

Steph and RS in hysterics walking through ppl's yards, the mower started like a charm...with a cloud of smoke enough to make a hole in the ozone layer! Martine the Foreman directed traffic and ensured that her nice husband cut the lawn in straight lines and didn't miss a blade of grass.

After figuring out how to empty the machine, so that the house doesn't smell like fermenting grass again, RS showed her Europe pictures. Sounds like auntie Martine has the bug for Paris!!! ;)

We then went for a walk and met Jersey and her master. Conversation was interesting until he mentionned his wife! I kept walking and RS followed me!!

I'm looking forward to the weekend. I heard I was going to go run with Moka and her boyfriend. Woot Woot!!

No dorky pictures to show you. I know RS is looking for the chicken costume...looks like they are going to laugh at me even more if they get their hands on it. It seems to be the entertainment of their day at work!

Time to go enjoy the freshly cut grass one more time today. RS is tired, we are going to bed early.

The weekend is here tomorrow!!

Chase

Today was the day!

June 1st. Happy to report that I took my medicine!

Steph and Martine came over. I no longer have grass up to my neck and tickeling my belly when I go pee! THANK YOU STEPH!

After waiting it out and letting the grass grow, Steph showed up and Mr. Neighbour decided that the grass was long enough (ya think!!??), that time has come!!

Steph nicely tells the man "Its ok, I have to do the back too, I can do it" but he insisted that Steph take a beer and relax. So we did just that...have a beer and relax...Mr. Neighbour cut the grass in the front...and put his machine away!!! After a few moments of bad talking him, the bullet was bit and the back lawn was cut.

Steph and RS in hysterics walking through ppl's yards, the mower started like a charm...with a cloud of smoke enough to make a hole in the ozone layer! Martine the Foreman directed traffic and ensured that her nice husband cut the lawn in straight lines and didn't miss a blade of grass.

After figuring out how to empty the machine, so that the house doesn't smell like fermenting grass again, RS showed her Europe pictures. Sounds like auntie Martine has the bug for Paris!!! ;)

We then went for a walk and met Jersey and her master. Conversation was interesting until he mentionned his wife! I kept walking and RS followed me!!

I'm looking forward to the weekend. I heard I was going to go run with Moka and her boyfriend. Woot Woot!!

No dorky pictures to show you. I know RS is looking for the chicken costume...looks like they are going to laugh at me even more if they get their hands on it. It seems to be the entertainment of their day at work!

Time to go enjoy the freshly cut grass one more time today. RS is tired, we are going to bed early.

The weekend is here tomorrow!!

Chase