The final stare down.
Sing with me people "And nowwwww, the end is near....and so I face the final curtain"
Last night, after working hard at, scrubbing the carpet, mowing the lawn, blowing up a tire, checking the oil on the car, taking it for a test run because its blowing blue smoke and screeching like a wicked witch of the west, and finding out that the battery is not charging its self,we (Lulu, Fru,RS and myself) sat in the backyard and enjoyed what Mother Nature had to offer.
I was very happy to be able to do my thing in freshly mowed lawn...and then I saw him, sitting on the window sill upstairs, staring at me. The neighbour's cat!
I figured I would stare back, so I did. I stared, and stared until I got the shakes, and stared and stared, and stared. He would not come down. All I wanted to do was play!!
This morning, after a great night's sleep on RS's back (yes ON her back), I went out for my morning thing...and there he was again...on the window sill. And I stared, and stared, and stared...it was time for RS to go do what she does everyday, and I stared, and stared, and stared. Even a Kong full of crunchy peanut butter didn't convince me to go in. RS, once again lied to me telling me we were going for a walk, but I fooled her too biatch!! I snuck back out!...but she picked me up off the ground. I did everything to not go in the house...spread eagle, running in the air, twisting myself like a fish...but she has a good grip...and back to the house I went.
She then left with a suitcase again. I'm confused? Do I get the house to myself? Do I get the kind of carpet I want? Because if I do, I want really really fancy carpet. I heard it tastes better.
I think our tour is coming to an end. Mama and Papa come home tomorrow, but I don't really understand from where. I'm going to miss RS, she takes me everywhere! I have to show you a picture of RS and I when I get one.
Now, I just hope I get a little brother or a sister soon. That would be soooooooo cool!
Chase
Sing with me people "And nowwwww, the end is near....and so I face the final curtain"
Last night, after working hard at, scrubbing the carpet, mowing the lawn, blowing up a tire, checking the oil on the car, taking it for a test run because its blowing blue smoke and screeching like a wicked witch of the west, and finding out that the battery is not charging its self,we (Lulu, Fru,RS and myself) sat in the backyard and enjoyed what Mother Nature had to offer.
I was very happy to be able to do my thing in freshly mowed lawn...and then I saw him, sitting on the window sill upstairs, staring at me. The neighbour's cat!
I figured I would stare back, so I did. I stared, and stared until I got the shakes, and stared and stared, and stared. He would not come down. All I wanted to do was play!!
This morning, after a great night's sleep on RS's back (yes ON her back), I went out for my morning thing...and there he was again...on the window sill. And I stared, and stared, and stared...it was time for RS to go do what she does everyday, and I stared, and stared, and stared. Even a Kong full of crunchy peanut butter didn't convince me to go in. RS, once again lied to me telling me we were going for a walk, but I fooled her too biatch!! I snuck back out!...but she picked me up off the ground. I did everything to not go in the house...spread eagle, running in the air, twisting myself like a fish...but she has a good grip...and back to the house I went.
She then left with a suitcase again. I'm confused? Do I get the house to myself? Do I get the kind of carpet I want? Because if I do, I want really really fancy carpet. I heard it tastes better.
I think our tour is coming to an end. Mama and Papa come home tomorrow, but I don't really understand from where. I'm going to miss RS, she takes me everywhere! I have to show you a picture of RS and I when I get one.
Now, I just hope I get a little brother or a sister soon. That would be soooooooo cool!
Chase
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